Universe Pool Experiment Log

The following is a record of experiments performed on The Universe Pool. Each experiment involved a highly durable live-feed camera probe equipped with a parachute and an automatic weapons system.

Experiment 1:
Color: White 

Environmental effects: Pool containment area heated to 80 degrees Centigrade. Gravity double that of standard. Pool emitting high quantities of ionising radiation.

Result: Probe completely destroyed. It is theorized that the pool led to a neutron star.

Experiment 2:
Color: Green

Environmental effects: Pool containment area heated to 25 degrees Centigrate. Relative humidity 100%. Oxygen content 25%.

Result: Probe appeared 600m above jungle landscape and deployed parachute. Atmosphere at 40 degrees Centigrade and contained 30% oxygen. At 300m, probe landed in a large, fleshy leaf approximately 2m across. Leaf closed on probe and began to secrete powerful acids. Probe heavily damaged the leaf before falling to the ground. Probe destroyed. Camera remained functioning for 3 minutes until destroyed by a bipedal black predator approximately 3m long and shaped somewhat like a small theropod. Analysis of footage confirms that predator has no relation to dinosaurs or to any other animal on Earth.

Experiment 3:
Color: Fiery orange

Environmental effects: Pool containment area heated to 40 degrees Centigrade. Air pressure half normal.

Result: Probe appears on basalt coastline facing an ocean of magma. Sky dominated by large G-class star. Temperature 595 degrees Celsius. No atmosphere. After analyzing area for 10 minutes, probe returns through portal.

Experiment 4:
Color: Gold

Environmental effects: Pool containment area heated to 23 degrees Centigrade. Trace amounts of unknown substances in atmosphere.

Result: Probe appeared on side of golden obelisk 500m wide and 5km tall. Obelisk floating in cloudless blue sky. Light was ambient and had no apparent source(s). Atmosphere at 30 degrees Centigrade and composed entirely of unknown gases. Several other golden structures seen. Shapes include rectangles, prisms, obelisks, and pyramids. Featureless blue humanoids 15m in height seen flying on crystalline wings with span of 50m. Probe returned safely after 10 minutes.

Experiment 5:
Color: Dark grey

Environmental effects: Pool containment area cooled to 0 degrees Celsius. Air pressure half normal.

Result: Probe appeared on comet approximately 1km across at its widest. Comet appeared to be located in a cosmological void. Temperature -268 degrees Celsius. No atmosphere. After 10 minutes, probe returned.

Experiment 6:
Color: Black

Environmental effects: Those in pool containment area report feeling very uneasy

Results: [REDACTED]. All personnel involved are to receive psychological evaluation. Universe Pool to be sealed with Aegium at all times.