Talking Cookies

The Talking Cookies are Hazardous entities, class 5d.

Location
Talking Cookies appear whenever Ichor is added to cookie dough and then baked. Due to the containment of Ichor, no instances have been recorded for the last █ years. If discovered, they are to be isolated and consumed immediately due to the risk that their escape could pose.

Description
Talking Cookies act like any other cookies until contacted with the intention of consumption.

If this occurs, the Cookie speaks to the subject through a type of neural manipulation, pleading with the subject to let it go.

If the subject consumes the item, they pause, emit a hum of contentment, and rub their belly. No further anomalies occur.

If they put the cookie down again, it expresses thanks and promises to make up for it. It will then act as a guide whenever touched, answering questions and showing advanced knowledge, even of classified material. They will do this until they rot or break apart.