Heart Parchment

Heart Parchment is a Class Three Hazard, first discovered in what appears to be an average office supplies store.

Properties
The Heart Parchment is a yellowed piece of paper, about 18 by 30 cm in dimensions.

Heart Parchment bears the unusual ability of translating the thoughts of any individual touching it into handwritten text. In general, the words that appear on the parchment are garbled and confusing due to the random nature of the human mind, but highly disciplined individuals can generally make their thoughts known. It is kept on hand as a means of communication, as it is able to replicate handwriting in a number of different languages.

History
Heart Parchment was discovered by  █████   ██████, a low-level employee of Project Vigilance, who was revealed to be a covert operative of The Divine Path when she accidentally turned the parchment in to her superiors. Her true intentions of deception were revealed. Since then, it has proved successful at translating the thoughts of every individual it has encountered, and is now a part of the Project Vigilance employee screening process.