Person Generator

The Person Generator is a Hazardous item, class 4e.

Location
The item is kept within Hazard Zone 4-24, within an underground cellar. Guards are to prevent the produced beings from exiting the area without testing.

Waste products are to be incinerated or sold as slurry.

Attributes
The Person Generator appears to have been designed with the intent of quickly producing random people. Every 24 hours, it activates and makes thudding sounds. At the end of this time, a door at the front of the machine opens and a being is released.

10% of the time, the being is a perfectly functional human being, of variable gender, race, et cetera. They arrive with full memories of a life which fits with their new environment and is compatible with the people there.

90% of the time, a mistake is made somewhere along the line. The being produced is different in some way, usually fatally, such as being produced without a heart or having their legs on their head. On occasion, the warped human survives. They are often mentally scarred by their appearance and suffer from extreme psychological breakdown, committing suicide.

There have been 53 instances of the mistake being concealable and not having a significant effect on the product. There have been 4 cases of the mistake being beneficial, such as increasing strength or providing tougher bones.